...I wasn't hired as an admin assistant, so please tell the president and the executive director of the non-profit I work for to stop treating me like the office bitch.
...I don't particularly enjoy being stuffed up and exhausted when I have plans-please cancel my sickness, and while we're at it, I'd rather not have to wake up every hour to pee.
...My 18 year-old neighbours having a party when I'm sick is not funny and not cute. What is, though, is one of the other neighbours phoning the police to get the party broken up!
...It would be nice if my dad was actually within cell-phone range on Father's Day.
...Living in this awesome place, and not being able to find a stellar, career-type job, is a bit disheartening. I like my current job fine, but it's not what I want to be doing forever. Or even for 5 years. Having it on my resume, though, will look pretty fantastic. This time next year I'd appreciate it if the stars would align and provide me with a career-type job, one that pays more, as well.
...I don't appreciate the fact that the sunflower my friend gave me as a grad present isn't growing. I thought I'd planted it in a really good spot, but it's sorta getting shrivelly :(
...Having a cuddly kitty lying on my when I'm sick is nice, but not when I have to pee and he's being too cute to move.
...Having 3/4 of the most important men in my life at my grad was lovely, but damn, did it ever make me miss my older brother :( Can a trip to see him and my sister-in-law please be arranged?
...Having BBQs in the British Properties at my best friend's parents' house, is fantastic. Can it happen again, please, before they move?
...And finally, can some time please be arranged for me to knit all the baby blankets for pregnant people that I've decided need to be done??
...I don't particularly enjoy being stuffed up and exhausted when I have plans-please cancel my sickness, and while we're at it, I'd rather not have to wake up every hour to pee.
...My 18 year-old neighbours having a party when I'm sick is not funny and not cute. What is, though, is one of the other neighbours phoning the police to get the party broken up!
...It would be nice if my dad was actually within cell-phone range on Father's Day.
...Living in this awesome place, and not being able to find a stellar, career-type job, is a bit disheartening. I like my current job fine, but it's not what I want to be doing forever. Or even for 5 years. Having it on my resume, though, will look pretty fantastic. This time next year I'd appreciate it if the stars would align and provide me with a career-type job, one that pays more, as well.
...I don't appreciate the fact that the sunflower my friend gave me as a grad present isn't growing. I thought I'd planted it in a really good spot, but it's sorta getting shrivelly :(
...Having a cuddly kitty lying on my when I'm sick is nice, but not when I have to pee and he's being too cute to move.
...Having BBQs in the British Properties at my best friend's parents' house, is fantastic. Can it happen again, please, before they move?
...And finally, can some time please be arranged for me to knit all the baby blankets for pregnant people that I've decided need to be done??
3 Rambles:
Love your list. I hope they all work for you :)
Who's all pregnant????
yes
- shari
being young and being a woman, you will always be treated as the office bitch. sorry, lady. it's science.
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