Dear Sammy,
Just because we have broken up, does not mean you are allowed to eat my share of the bacon.
Or the ice cream.
Or the poptarts.
You are, however, allowed to start washing your own laundry.
Best,
Meg
2010-05-17
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whoa, bitch better stand OFF on those poptarts. NO ONE touches mine. Not even the man I marry.
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